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No. 317: HAPPY TEN

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HAPPY TEN

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Strip by: Xindaris

Caption surrounding Agoraphobic Hamster: {hereafter AgoHam} You are watching THE RUST CHANNEL
Policeman: CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!
AgoHam: What kind of name is Roy, anyway?
Policeman: {angry} Stupid commercials.
AgoHam: Oops-fell out of my body. I'm writing an article for.
Policeman: {angrier} In the market for a STRONGER SUNSCREEN?
{AgoHam is smoking like a chimney that's also a foot}
Policeman: {Smug} HAM! HAM! HAM!
AgoHam: {upside-down, wiggly text} AAAA!
AgoHam: hurt a wouldn't But I wouldn't fly!
Poster in the background: {partially obscured} FOR THE FORSEEAB FUTURE
AgoHam: Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well,
Thought in the background: {partially obscured} The future cannot be
Dark Background: (Even the legs.)
Speech in the background: Welcome to the
AgoHam: (Sigh).
{AgoHam appears to wake from a vision}
AgoHam: That was a vivid one!

The author writes:

In celebration of Mountain Time's 10th birthday, I used the random button (which I am somewhat proud to mention was originally added to that site at my suggestion) to select 7 random strips. I then chose 685 as the base, pasting in random bits of dialogue and text from the others, as well as replacing the polka-dot background of some of it with some of the other strips in question. For the record, isto (the author) told me that he "love[s] this".

May it be another ten shampoo weeks, isto. May it be.

Original Mountain Time Strips: 21 , 224, 358, 417, 509, 685, and 687.