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Strips found: 60

4527:  Jon: I accidentally glued a piece of paper to my face
4740:  {Jon walks by with a blender glued to his face}
Jon: I glued a blender to my face
Jon {with blender still glued on face}: GARFIELD! SPEAK TO ME!
4831:  {blender noises. No, this is not a "glued a blender to my face" strip, BTW}
4892:  Jon: I glued the floor to the ceiling
5012:  {Garfield drinks the coffee. His eyes bug out, and images of memes rapidly flash in his vision: "They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?" "I glued a blender to my face" "Welcome to Garfield's horror theater" "I never will understand women. I think she just called you a radish."}
5268:  {Jon has a blender glued to his face again}
5398:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face
5463:  {Jon is outside wearing only a pair of floral-patterned boxer shorts, watering an off-green bush with the garden hose. For some reason, the blender is glued to his face again. Perhaps Jon is pulling stunts like gluing small kitchen appliances to his face, performing yard work in his underwear, and playing ding-dong-ditch with his geriatric cat in order to stave off the existential ennui of being an adult man-child who sees the world moving on without him, yet makes few substantive changes to his life. Despite his career as a cartoonist giving him the rare chance to make an indelible mark on human history and culture, he still chooses to let his profession wither on the vine. We should be thankful he's only acting out. Perhaps Jon saw how Lyman, his former best friend, let drugs and alcohol destroy his life; that alone may be why Jon gave up pipe smoking, and why Liz tolerates this sort of behavior from a long-term partner. Or maybe it's just a goddamn comic strip and I'm projecting. Regardless of how blatantly the certainty of aging, death, and eventual nonexistence is presented in this penultimate panel, we the readers should be more impressed that Garfield successfully operated a doorknob}
5786:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face
5844:  Jon {with a blender glued to his face}: Ah yes, it's good to be back at the ol' diner!
Jon: I glued a blender to my face

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