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Strip by: qvaak
Phone: RING RING
Jon: You're calling to say you won't go out with me?
Jon: Who's calling, please?
Garfield: The entire female population.
The author writes:
Based on the 2008-01-14 Lasagna Cat video, which in turn is, of course, based on the 2006-02-24 Garfield strip.
Somewhat bastardised Melissa Etheridge song lyrics are... well, pretty much just that.
Original strip: 2006-02-24.