Strip by: Biosci3c
Jon: In the long run, I think bad luck and good luck even out.
Jon: YAAAHHH!!! I can't stand the boredom!
Jon: Arrrrgh! You're driving me crazy!
Garfield: Darn... You guessed.
Jon: Yaaah! This plate is hot! The food's going down my shirt!
Jon: Yaaahh! My tie's on fire!!
Jon: My hair's on fire!
Jon: Ankle-biting whoopchucks!
Jon: I'm being deported to Mongolia!
Jon: Squirrels with miniature weed whackers!
Jon: Killer moths!
Jon: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Jon: Tidal wave!
Garfield: He always has to be the center of attention.
Jon: Water spout!
Jon: Hey! There are ants in this grass! Ow! Ow! Owie! Ow!
Jon: A garden snake! YAAAAH!
Jon: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Jon: Gaah! Gum!
Garfield: Shall we have a moment of silence for this man's dignity?
Garfield: You're going to have to get on a really, really, really long run of good luck to catch up, pal.
The author writes:
I actually was working on this prior to Wilhelm Scream-field coming out, so when I first saw it, I thought my strip had magically uploaded itself. Unlike D.L.'s strip, I used both Sunday and weekday strips, so I had to cut each strip out and piece the comic together in Inkscape. Hopefully the formatting is not too off-putting.