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No. 4324: Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

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Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

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Strip by: Xineohp III Esq.

{Garfield looking passive}
TV: Hey, Kids!
TV: It's time for...
TV: Tonight's horror movie...
TV: Teenage polka party!
TV: It's about a girl from Iowa who turns into a cow
TV: Welcome to "Staring at Cows"
TV: AYIEEEEEEEEEEE
TV: SPLAT!
TV: BURRRRP
TV: The monster! It's alive!
TV: Oh, that's just awful!
TV: A ghost!
TV: I'm not a ghost. I'm a talking sheet
TV: And your little friend?
TV: Oh, he's a talking pillowcase
TV: Hi!
Garfield: Channel changer, do your thing
Channel changer: Click click click click click click
TV: News flash! Space aliens have landed!
TV: Hi! I'm from outer space!
TV: Where in outer space?
TV: Mars
TV: Big deal!
Garfield: That's only sort of outer space
TV: Today we sent a cat into space
TV: There are jungle cats and house cats
TV: One thing separates the two
TV: The world's greatest hairballs!
TV: Let's take a look at the news
TV: Sixty-foot owls
Garfield: He's gonna need a biiiig barn
TV {sung}: earthquake, tidal wave
Garfield: I'd rather be depressed
Channel changer: Click click click click click click
TV: ...but Dolores! I can't live without you
TV: Yes you can, Dirk!
TV: No, I-
TV: URK!
TV: Thud
Garfield: Score one for Dirk
TV: We will return after these messages
{Garfield, startled, is pushed back into his seat}
TV: BUY THESE!
TV: IT'S A ROBE! IT'S A BLANKET! IT'S A GIANT HANKY! ALL IN ONE!
{Garfield is further pushed into his seat}
TV: TAKE THEM HOME AND STUFF 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH!
TV: RED INK? SPAGHETTI SAUCE! TELLTALE TURNIP STAINS? NO PROBLEM!
{Garfield is further pushed into his seat}
TV: CHEW THEM! SWALLOW THEM!
TV: IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT CHOPS! IT CONJUGATES VERBS!
{Garfield is further pushed into his seat}
TV: AND EAT THEM! EAT THEM! EAT THEM!
TV: MY TEETH ARE SO WHITE NOW I BLIND ONCOMING TRAFFIC!
{Garfield can barely see because of how far into his seat he is pushed}
TV: SO BUY THEM!
TV: OH, PULEEEEEZE BUY THEM!
TV: Now back to our program
{Garfield is pushed all the way into his seat, only his feet poking out}
Garfield: Help!

The author writes:

Original strips: 2007-10-29, 2007-12-16, 2008-04-15, 2008-04-16, 2008-04-17, 2010-07-18, 2010-10-26, 2010-11-05, 2011-05-11, 2012-03-14, 2012-05-11, 2012-05-12, 2012-10-27, 2013-06-29, 2013-07-01, 2013-08-06, 2013-10-19, 2014-05-31, 2014-10-27, 2015-08-22, 2015-10-26.