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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=4010
Strip by: Xineohp III Esq.
{Jon stands, pondering the meaning of life}
{A coconut, presumably slipping from an untrained page's hands, flies towards Jon, bashing him on the head}
SFX: CLONK!
Jon {gazing down towards the renegade drupe}: How could I have been hit by a coconut?
Garfield {adorned in a traditional Hawaiian grass skirt, a luau necklace, and clutching a ukulele in his fist}: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Jon {clearly annoyed at Garfield's nonsensical justification for his unnatural possession of the tropical pome}: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Garfield {remarkably calm, despite his friend's apoplectic maledictions}: Not at all, they could be carried
The author writes:
The sequel to the original, which you might like to know* was not actually by me. Also, I did have a vocabulary test right before I wrote the transcript.
*You probably don't care.
Original strips: 2007-03-24, 2020-01-09.