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No. 3931: Little Creatures

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Little Creatures

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Strip by: StickXZ100

Jon: Thirty-five dollars?!!
Jon: For pizza delivery?!
Garfield: The police escort was extra
Caption: Spending all of my money and time (woah oh ho)
Jon: Is that coffee too strong?
Garfield {yells after drinking a cup of coffee}: NO!
Caption: Done too much wild wild life
Garfield: Hello, birds in the trees
Garfield: Hello, sun in the sky
{Garfield falls down in the hole}
Garfield: Hello, pothole in the driveway
Caption: We want to go, where to go, where to go (woah oh ho)
Caption: Done too much wild wild life
Garfield: Well, I wonder what's going to happen to me today
{A pie attacks Garfield}
SFX: BLAT!
Garfield: Monday moves in a mysterious way
Caption: I know it, that's how we start
Sign: Beware of sign
Garfield: Dumb sign
{The sign falls on Garfield}
SFX: SMACK!!
Caption: Got some Wild Wild life
Jon: ...There!
Jon: I think I've captured your essence
Garfield: Let's see
{Jon shows a painting of his tummy to Garfield making him embarrassed}
Caption: Painting a picture of me in the daylight {woah oh ho}
Garfield: Jon, I need to express myself
Garfield: So I've taken up painting
{Odie appears, covered in green paint}
Garfield: I call it "Stupid in Green"
Caption: And it's a Wild Wild Life
Garfield: We can get a lot from books
Garfield: For instance...
Garfield: I'm now taller!
Caption: You've grown so tall
Garfield: Okay, so I'm turning 40
Garfield: I suppose I should look on the bright side...
Garfield: Only ten more years until I get the senior citizen's discount at Donut Barn!
Caption: You're grown so fast
{Garfield tries to bite a bowl of spaghetti}
SFX: Splat!
Garfield: Spaghetti can turn on you when it's wounded
Caption: Wild Wild Life
{Garfield chases a random mouse}
Garfield: An invisible mouse
Jon: Cats are so strange
Garfield {offscreen}: You said it pal
Caption: And I know, that’s the way you like it!
Title panel: Garfield
{Garfield kicks Odie off the table}
SFX: Boot!
{beat}
{beat}
{Odie lands on Garfield}
Garfield: Stupid head wind
Caption: Living Wild Wild.... LIFE!
Jon: I regret nothing!
{beat}
Jon: I wish I hadn't said that
{rimshot}

The author writes:

Original song: "Wild Wild Life" by Talking Heads

Original strips: 1982-12-27, 1983-07-28, 1998-10-07, 2002-04-14, 2003-10-21, 2006-04-06, 2008-05-05, 2008-08-16, 2010-01-22, 2011-05-07, 2015-09-17, 2018-06-18, 2019-04-15.