Strip by: Manyhills
Arlene: Are we ever going to have a relationship, MC Skat Kat?
MC Skat Kat: Nah, we're different, you and I
MC Skat Kat: You like it neat, and I make a mess. You take things serious, and I take 'em light. You've got the money...
Arlene: And, you're always broke...
MC Skat Kat: Bingo, babycakes
The author writes:
I realise that pretty shoddy work makes it obvious what's original and what's my edits, but it would have been against the spirit of the thing to get their differences patched.
Original strip: 1993-02-23.