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No. 3802: Safety Last

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Safety Last

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Strip by: Levellass

{The room is pitch-black; only Garfield's eyes can be seen}
Jon {off-screen}: I think I have it now, Garfield
{The room is bathed in light}
Jon {off-screen}: Yessss!
{The room is once again de-illuminated}
Jon {off-screen}: Darn!
Garfield: The man is screwing in a lightbulb
{The room is still de-illuminated}
Jon {off-screen}: Okay, how about-
{The room is again bathed in light, but this time far brighter, near-blinding}
Jon {off-screen}: AIEEE!
{The room is once more de-illuminated}
Garfield: While it's on...

The author writes:

Never, EVER replace a lightbulb while the socket is live. You may think you'll be safe, but one day you'll electrocute yourself and your overweight orange cat will devour your body.

Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2019-09-15.

Original strips: 1997-10-01, 1998-05-20.