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No. 3646: Hotlyman Bling

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Hotlyman Bling

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Strip by: Rand al'Thor

{Jon is looking at his phone; Garfield is sat watching}
Phone: WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?
Jon: Call Liz
Phone: CALLING FIZZ
Jon {annoyed}: No, call Liz
Phone: CALLING WHIZ
{Garfield looks up}
Jon {angry}: No... look, call Doctor Wilson
Phone: CALLING DOCTOR THREESOME
Jon {screaming exasperatedly}: NO!! NEVER MIND!!
{Phone rings twice, clicks. Jon and Garfield are shocked}
Phone: YOU HAVE REACHED THE VOICE MAILBOX OF LORENZO MUSIC
{Jon's emotion is flat. Garfield smiles}

The author writes:

I'd not be surprised if there were multiple submissions with these ideas, these are obvious edits to this comic.

Original strip: 2019-03-24.