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No. 3357: Your Lotto Numbers Are...

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Strip by: Crazy56U

Jon {to a sleeping Garfield}: You are the last creature on Earth
{cut to Jim Davis}
Jim Davis: Garfield, this is your boss, Mr. Davis. You know that seriousness is a violation of your contract with us.
{cut to Garfield, younger and terrified}
Garfield: Jon?
{suddenly, crayon}
Garfield {holding a paint brush, to... Jon?}: I need to express myself
{cut to- oh my, why is happening, I'm scared}
{cut to Garfield, appropriately terrified}
Garfield: The sun should be up soon
{cut to Garfield, after having read the comic on the computer; he is resting his head in his hand at the computer desk, looking slightly annoyed at the viewer}
Garfield: ...really?

The author writes:

Explanation: after I discovered the "Best and Worst Strips of Various Authors" thread on the forum, I asked for my best and worst. Lubaf delivered. Because of his picks having a pattern (they included a randomized placement of 1, 4, and 7), I decided to poke around for strips on the site that followed that pattern. I then hodge-podged them into a new strip.

I also included what I personally thought was my worst strip as commentary.

Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strips: 2010-07-10, 2009-09-01, 2009-10-08, 2011-05-03, 2011-05-30, 2010-09-02, 2015-04-01.