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No. 3352: Iambic pizzameter

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Iambic pizzameter

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Strip by: Levellass

{Jon leans over languidly to look at a computer, which Garfield is staring at avidly}
Jon: What are you watching on the computer?
Garfield: Piece of ham
{Jon is unsurprised}
Jon: Tracking the one we ordered?
Garfield: Yes I am
{Jon is absent. Garfield looks at the audience}
Garfield: Pizza cam

The author writes:

Seeing strip #3261 I thought Garfield could use a little more rhyme in his replies. I was tempted to make a strip using 'Iambic pizzameter', but I'm too lazy for that.

As a side note, this is a Hawaiian pizza; whatever your feelings on pineapple, do note that he has his with butter, horseradish, anchovy paste, lard and toaster crumbs. (Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie. With pineapple.)

[[Original strip: 2011-03-11.]]

Original strip: 2011-03-11.