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Seinfield

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Strip by: Destructible Watermelon

{a funnily dressed dummy sits on the table}
Jon: Remember Garfield, you're a vicious attack cat
{Garfield bares his teeth}
Jon: ATTACK!
{Garfield leaps towards the dummy}
Garfield {thinking}: Well, the jerk store called... they're running outta you

The author writes:

Originally Garfield says/thinks: "your mother wears combat boots". I don't understand what that's even supposed to mean? Is it saying she is unwomanly? Some sort of slang for something? It's hard to tell... some days it seems like Jim Davis lives in his own world.

Anyway, I replaced that with an insult that actually makes sense, and is better.

[[Original strip: 1980-07-23.

Original Seinfeld episode: "The Comeback".]]

Original strip: 1980-07-23.