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No. 3333: Birds and Bees and Memories

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Birds and Bees and Memories

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Strip by: Urlance Woolsbane

{We see a photo album, in which are placed panels from the Garfield strips of May, 1990}
TV: Yup, looks like we'll have to eat the cat
SFX: Tonk tonk tonk
Garfield: Tonk tonk tonk?
Jon: Okay then, it's off to the vet
Garfield: Wait! Wait! Here it is!
Jon: How about a date, doc?
Liz: I'll think about it after I wheel your cat over to X-Ray
Liz: You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies
Garfield: I hate puppies!
{2018-Liz is reading the album}
2018-Liz: What happened there?
2018 Garfield {eyeing Odie}: We don't discuss that one

The author writes:

At the time of this submission its template-strip is a mere day old. Still, I know better than to assume I got here first; such is the zeal of SRoMG contributors. Regardless, I hope my take on the format is novel and entertaining.

As for the infamous butt of my joke, well... I'll let Garfield have the last word.

[[Original strips: 2018-04-01, 1990-05-24, 1990-05-25, 1990-05-26, 1990-05-28, 1990-05-29, 1990-05-30.]]

Original strips: 1990-05-24, 1990-05-25, 1990-05-26, 1990-05-28, 1990-05-29, 1990-05-30, 2018-04-01.