Strip by: Manyhills
Garfield: Jon's depressed
Jon: I'm depressed, Garfield
Jon: Boy, am I depressed
Jon: I'm too depressed to cook
Garfield: You do look depressed
Jon: I'm so depressed, it's depressing
Garfield: Tell me about it
Jon: You seem depressed, Garfield
Jon: Are you depressed because you're fat and lazy and out of shape?
Jon: Oh boy am I depressed. I'm fat, I'm lazy, nobody likes me...
Jon: Depressed, Garfield?
Jon: Why are we so depressed, Garfield?
Jon: I think I'll go out and shoot myself
Garfield: Now I'm suicidal
Jon: Well, look on the bright side
Jon: Compared to absolute, hopeless despair, depressed is cheerful!
Garfield: I feel better already
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