Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=24
Strip by: Pieter
Character 22: I saw a woman at the mall today with a big tattoo of a bowling ball on her leg.
Character 22: She wore an eye patch, and was carrying an iguana.
Garfield: You asked her out, didn't you?
Character 22: Shot me down like a one-winged duck.
The author writes:
The Garfield comic and the mezzacotta comic are both from August 11, 2000.
Original strip: 2000-08-11.