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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=1833
Strip by: Lubaf
Jon: {Offscreen} LIPS!
Garfield: Here we go
Jon: {Offscreen} LIPS!
Garfield: Same thing every morning...
Jon: {Walks onscreen with red lips} I CAN'T FEEL MY LIPS!
Garfield: Jon, please stop using Novocaine flavored lipstick.
The author writes:
It's hard to out-stupid and out-strange the actual comic's version of Jon. Here's one attempt to do so that probably fails.
[[Original strip: 2014-01-28.]]
Original strip: 2014-01-28.