Garfield: Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears.
Garfield: I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him (or Jon either).
Garfield: After that, we can all head off to the trattoria.
The author writes:
I didn't write this strip. I was inspired by a comment on the Garfield GoComics page to do this strip. The material was good enough to use for a strip. One of those that was too good to pass up.
[[Original strip: 2012-09-15.]]
Original strip: 2012-09-15.