T-Rex: I'm getting a pet!
T-Rex: So excited!
T-Rex: I wanted one of those trendy ones that everyone's getting, but my apartment is too small. So I'm getting a crocodile.
Utahraptor: Cool, T-Rex!
Utahraptor: But did you think about getting a human as a pet?
T-Rex: Ew, no!
T-Rex: They make messes all over the place!
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