Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: It's just like soccer, only with monster trucks.
T-Rex: MONSTER TRUCK SOCCER!
T-Rex: For extra fun add hot air balloons. And bungee jumping.
Dromiceiomimus: On ice!
Utahraptor: This sounds like fun.
T-Rex: You know the hardest part though?
T-Rex: All the foot injuries from kicking the monster truck around.
The author writes:
Make sure you wear proper monster truck soccer boots.