T-Rex: After the last comic several readers wrote to say the Sorting Hat would be a decent
T-Rex: US President.
T-Rex: Other Harry Potter characters who would be better than Donald Trump: Hermione. Ron. Prof. McGonagall. Dobby. Hagrid.
Utahraptor: Luna Lovegood.
Utahraptor: Nearly Headless Nick. Peeves. Mrs Norris.
Utahraptor: And He Who Shall Not Be Named.
T-Rex: Hey! I thought we were talking about people OTHER than Trump!
The author writes:
... and it includes Mandrake and Gilly Weed.