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T-Rex: I'll match any advertised price and...
T-Rex: BEAT IT BY 5%!
T-Rex: For example: If the price is YOUR ETERNAL SOUL, I'll happily charge only 95% of that.
Utahraptor: I want wealth and fame and lots of beautiful women!!
T-Rex: Done! Your soul is mine...
T-Rex: for 95% of ETERNITY!
The author writes:
It sure sounds like a good deal.
Actually, I bet some real estate agents do pretty much exactly this.