T-Rex: I went on a flight the other day and they took my
T-Rex: SEWING SCISSORS!
Dromiceiomimus: It's a valid security issue.
T-Rex: I'm a T-Rex! I have six inch dagger-like fangs!
Utahraptor: You could just use those to cut your thread.
T-Rex: I don't use the scissors for sewing!
Utahraptor: Oh. What do you do with them?
T-Rex: I highlight ridiculous security laws.
The author writes:
T-Rex: I hijack planes.
Alternative last two panels:
T-Rex: But if I pull thread through my teeth it'll remove bits of lodged food... T-Rex: Dammit. My dentist is behind these ongoing security scares!