T-Rex: I just did something illegal...
T-Rex: IN FOUR STATES!
T-Rex: I cut the tag off my mattress at the corner of Utah, Arizona, Colorado, and New Mexico!
Utahraptor: That's not even illegal. That's a myth.
T-Rex: Whut? Huh.
Utahraptor: Yeah. Totally legit.
T-Rex: Lucky I walked here carrying a violin in a paper bag, then!
The author writes:
The really hard core offenders do something illegal as a solid, a liquid, a gas, and a plasma.