T-Rex: My Internet was out all last night.
T-Rex: I had to sit around with candles and eat raw meat.
Dromiceiomimus: How primitive!
T-Rex: I know!
Utahraptor: So what did you do for fun??
T-Rex: I went for a walk down the street and knocked on a stranger's door.
T-Rex: And told them they were wrong about everything!
T-Rex: And then laughed at their cat.
The author writes:
My Internet went out once, and I had to eat spiders.