T-Rex: T-Rex presents The Periodic Table:
T-Rex: 34 SELENIUM
T-Rex: A non-metallic element with differently coloured allotropes. Named after Selene, the Greek god of the moon. Used in glassmaking.
T-Rex: Biologically it's important for cardiac health.
Utahraptor: Canada is petitioning to change the name to celinium, after Celine Dion.
T-Rex: My heart will go oooon.....
The author writes:
 The element, that is, not the Greek god.