Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: SPOILER WARNING!
T-Rex: Gilgamesh slays Humbaba!
T-Rex: Sorry if that spoiled it for anyone, but I did warn you.
Utahraptor: Dude, you can't spoil the Epic of Gilgamesh!
Utahraptor: It's like literally the oldest story in the world!
Utahraptor: Literally literally!
T-Rex: It is??
T-Rex: OMG! Spoilers!!
The author writes:
I was going to use Beowulf, but some of my friends complained that they didn't want to be spoiled on that one.