Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: Whosoever removes this sword from the stone shall be the rightful...
T-Rex: OWNER OF THE STONE!
T-Rex: It's a cool stone. It has a slot in it convenient for storing a sword!
Utahraptor: It's not a great sword storage solution.
Utahraptor: It's had a sword stuck in it for centuries.
T-Rex: Go to IKEA then.
T-Rex: Buy a new FLÜGINSTEIN.
The author writes:
* Some assembly required.