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No. 933: Garf-Bit Theater

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Garf-Bit Theater

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Strip by: Garfunkel

{Blackbelt is battling Garfield}
Blackbelt: Ready to give up, or shall I pummel you some more?
Garfield: Fool! Did you actually think you could defeat the mighty Garfield so easily?
Garfield: Computer, activate omega contingency!
Black Mage: Omega's on the what now?
Text on Garfield's computer: Omega protocol confirmed. Reactor core meltdown initiated in 5...4...3...2...1...
{Outside view of the castle}
Caption: 0
{A huge beam of light comes from inside the castle}
{The castle explodes}
SFX: KA-FOOM!
{The universe explodes}
Caption: And then the universe exploded.
Caption connected to an arrow pointing to the center of the explosion: Temple Of Fiends
Caption: GAME OVER.
Caption: In retrospect, someone should have really thought to save just in case something like this happened.

The author writes:

After comic #822, this was bound to happen.

Original 8-Bit Theater strip: 2002-04-01. Original strip copyright Brian Clevinger, parts reproduced here only as a vehicle for parody.)

Garfield sprites taken from SRoMG #21.