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No. 3488: Two

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Two

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Strip by: KelpTheGreat

Garfield {reading a letter}: "Dear 'Ask a Dog,' how many different kinds of dogs are there?"
Odie {holding up two fingers}: Bark bark
Garfield: Two.

The author writes:

I don't claim to be an expert on humor, but I'm fairly confident that my version of this strip is just plain funnier. Garfield's apathetic resignation to Odie's incorrect answer and Odie's smug self-assurance crack me up every time I re-read the strip.

P.S. Fellow grammar pedants may appreciate another small change I made to the original.

Original strip: 2018-09-12.