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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/pomh/?comic=171

Strip by: Ian Boreham

script:
{In a call centre, a cheerful-looking young man, dressing in cult robes, is making a cold call.}

poster text: The Call 1. Spark their interest 2. Create a feeling of obligation 3. Get them to make a commitment 4. Claim their soul for lord Axazuul 5. Close the call

Jeff: Hi. My name's Jeff, and I’m calling from the Temple of Dark Initiation. Could I interest you in—

{The callee shouts and slams down the receiver. Jeff winces.}

callee: Get Stuffed!!!
sfx: SLAM!

caption: I didn’t last long in that call centre. Cult calling was a soul-sapping job.

The author writes:

I've never had to design a logo for a Satanic cult before. I guess there's a first time for everything.

Drawn in Krita and Inkscape.