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No. 990: I wonder how Lucy feels about Schroeder...

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I wonder how Lucy feels about Schroeder...

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Strip by: LesserIntelligentBrother

{Lucy is leaning on Schroeder's piano}
Lucy: If we were married, and you played golf, I'd hate you!
Lucy: If you drove a sports car, I'd hate you! If you were a bowler, I'd hate you!
Schroeder: So?
Lucy: I HATE YOU!
{Lucy kicks Schroeder's piano across the room, sending Schroeder flying upwards}

The author writes:

Original Peanuts strip: 1969-01-22 (via Peanuts Wiki).