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Strip by: csroberto2854
Cindy: Just GREAT! The wind is ruining my hair...the mud is ruining my shoes....and now I've been assigned to be the GOALIE!
Cindy: I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN!!?
{All of a sudden, a soccer ball slams at the back of Cindy's head, breaking her neck and killing her instantly}
SFX: NECK SNAP!
Killfeed: Soccer Ball * is DOMINATING Cindy Summers
The author writes:
The Daily Bleak
Insufferable High School Student Killed By Stray Soccer Ball That Came Out of Nowhere
Original Funky Winkerbean strip: 1990-05-11.