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No. 91: Lie of the Tiger

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Lie of the Tiger

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Strip by: Gaspode12

(Calvin and Hobbes are in their tree house.)
Calvin: Hobbes have you noticed how when you speak no one ever replies but me?
Hobbes: Of course! It’s because I’m not real Calvin. You’re just talking to yourself you crazy loon!
Calvin: Nonsense! I’m perfectly sane.
Hobbes: If I was a real tiger I would have eaten you long ago.
Calvin: How dare you! First you say I’m crazy and now you want to eat me. I’ve a good mind to sell you to the circus!
Hobbes: Just try it buddy. You can’t get rid of your own imagination.
Calvin (shouting): I’m not above self lobotomy you filthy flea bag!

The author writes:

Obviously the original is credited to Bill Watterson.

Original strip: Calvin and Hobbes, 1991-04-24

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