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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=739
Strip by: MarioGarfield
Label: READER ADVISORY: The content of this strip will be disturbing to some readers.
{Pig walking}
Goat: What's the matter, Pig?
Pig: I heard something godly this morning. It enhanced my whole day.
Goat: Would it help to talk about it?
Pig: I don't know.
Goat: Well try.
Rat: Yeah. What did you hear?
Pig: AT THE AIRPORT TERMINAL THE PLANES ARE LANDING BZZZHHHRRRZZZZHRRR
Goat: NOOOO
Rat: IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD FOREVER!
Pig: I TRIED TO WARN YOU!
Stephan Pastis: Sorry, everyone!
The author writes:
TRAVELING SOMEWHERE AND IT FEELS FANTASTIC ROLLING ACROSS THE TERMINAL FLOOR
Original Pearls Before Swine strip: 2021-05-23.