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No. 724: Dedicated to those who don't read the other 2-3 panels and want to see the action

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Dedicated to those who don't read the other 2-3 panels and want to see the action

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=724

Strip by: MarioGarfield

{A bunch of Pearls Before Swine strips taken out of context}
Pig: OH MY GAWD, YES! I ACCIDENTALLY SHAMPOOED WITH GASOLINE!!
Rat: THOSE GEEZERS ARE STEALING MY TENNIS BALLS!!!
Pig: FOUND THE FAT MAN!
Bob the Croc: Meester Zeebachev... Tear down dis wall!!
Rat: There's one for the blooper reel.
Text: Danny Donkey paused. For he knew that his mother was right. So Danny Donkey balanced a beer on his head and set a goal of throwing his cell phone into the sea, which he achieved.
Larry: We got probbum, Bob.
Text: Behold, thought Prince Valiant, An ugly dragon to slay.
Danny Donkey Plush: I rob liquor stores, I rob liquor stores
Rat: Well, now that's a scene you won't find in "Hi and Lois"
Pig: Get some help, Steph.
Stephan: Hey, Let's see how you end four storylines in one strip.
Larry: KEEEL DA GOOGLE
{Pig, Rat, Goat, GD, and Zeeba are sitting inside of "End O' The World Box"
Rat: Hope you brought beer.
{Rat smashes Pig with a baseball bat}
Larry: KEEL DA GOOGLE!
{left for rent}
{Rat kicks Goat in the Oompa Loompas}
Stapler Head: WHAT CAN ME STAPLE?!!
Doorstoppo: CURSE YOU, ZEEBA NEIGHBAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Abraham Lincroc: FOUR SCORED AND SEVEN YEAR AGO!!!
{Pig punches Rat}

The author writes:

Made from boredom yet again... Here are some honorable mentions:

(The lion one was actually in this abhorrent edit, but it is hard to see)

Original Pearls Before Swine strips: Several, mainly from 2006-14.