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No. 718: Today on "Amusing Non-Humans..."

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=718

Strip by: AlduinTheCat

{A man dressed in a striped gray sash and only one epaulette speaks into a microphone while standing on a stage.}
Man on-stage: Anyone else remember being a kid and having to wear meat-shoes to school every single Wednesday. My parents could only afford fish, so needless to say I could never get a girl to touch my ear. Not for lack of trying! I cannot tell you how many days I spent under the green orb of shame! This guy knows what I'm talking about!
Caption: Fun fact: God comes back to Earth every few months, but leaves because nobody understands his sense of humor.

The author writes:

So do you think there's more colors of Orbs of Shame, or just the green one? Are there orbs for other emotions? What colors are they? This "God" guy has a lot to answer for, is what I'm saying.

Original Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strips: 2017-03-21, 2017-07-10.