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No. 708: Rat and Pig Collaborate: Christmas in July

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Rat and Pig Collaborate: Christmas in July

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Strip by: MarioGarfield

{Dear Reader: Due to supply chain issues, there will be no jokes in today's comic, as all of our jokes are currently stuck in shipping containers overseas. Please feel free to fill in your own. Thanks for your patience.}
Rat: So... It's Christmas?
Pig: I suppose
Rat: You know what that means
Pig: Yep...
Wanted poster: {Photo of Santa Claus} WANTED FOR MULTIPLE HOME INVASIONS, Height 6'2 Weight 280 Hair: white Eyes: Twinkling $$ REWARD $$
Rat: In this town, Santa doesn't give, he steals.
Pig: Too bad MarioGarfield is too lazy to draw the third panel with Santa entering the house.

The author writes:

Original Pearls Before Swine strip: 2021-12-16.