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No. 597: Brimsafe

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Strip by: ncrecc

{A dentist is sitting with a boy with dark-gray skin.}
Dentist: Okie dokie. Open up so we can see how well you've been flossing.
{The boy vomits a blood laser.}
{Spoon Bender is applied.}
{The Parasite is applied.}
{Marked is applied.}
{Rubber Cement is applied.}
{The boy has stopped vomiting. Beat.}
Caption: Blood lasers--the #1 sign you have NOT been flossing.

The author writes:

How does Butter! even make you safe? It's just for cheeses that involve dropping your active item.

Original Buttersafe strip: 2014-09-23.