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No. 551: Variations on Assassins

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Variations on Assassins

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Strip by: Mr. Skullhead

{The first three panels of all seven strips are the same. Shermy is reading the paper and talking to Charlie Brown.}
Shermy: And it says here that Davy Crockett wasn't such a good guy, after all...
Shermy: And then they go on to say that in reality he was a drifter and a scoundrel!
{Charlie Brown looks at the paper. Then he cries out in a loud voice...}
Charlie Brown: {Strip 1} ASS!
Charlie Brown: {Strip 2} ASS ASS!
Charlie Brown: {Strip 3} SAS!
Charlie Brown: {Strip 4} SNISSASSA!
Charlie Brown: {Strip 5} NA!
Charlie Brown: {Strip 6} NIN!
Charlie Brown: {Strip 7} I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin, and then I'm going to pull your right shoe off and stuff it up your left nostril.

The author writes:

Since nobody seems to be doing this, I decided to do all these myself.

Original Peanuts strips: 1955-08-08.

Dialog in strip 7 from Garfield: 2006-04-15.