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Pearls Minus Rat

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Strip by: Mr. Skullhead

{A random man is standing at the counter of "Joe's Roastery"}
Man: I'd like a really large coffee, so...uh... give me the 'tall'.
Man: 'Tall' is small?
Man: {becomes irritated} So what's 'Grande'?
Man: Then give me a 'Grande'.
Man: What the?! Dude, all I want is a large coffee!
Man: So 'Venti' means 'Large'?!
{nothing is seen but the empty counter}
{The man has completely lost his mind and is screaming. A man is now behind the counter (presumably "Joe") with his eyes closed in irritation.}
Man: AAAUUGHHH

The author writes:

Homeless nutball or cell phone earpiece? You decide.

Original Pearls Before Swine strip: 2006-11-05.