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No. 496: Pig the Pyromaniac

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Pig the Pyromaniac

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Strip by: Conor

Goat: Hey Pig, what are you doing?
Pig: Reading my journal. I make an entry in it every day. Here, read a page.
{Goat reads}
Pig's journal: Today I went to a party at my neighbours' house. They were kind. They were funny. They were interesting.
Pig's journal: SO I BURNED THEIR HOUSE TO THE GROUND
{Goat looks shocked; Pig remains calm}
Pig {to Rat}: Goat read my journal. Go get the gasoline.

The author writes:

Pig told you to read a page, Goat, but not two!

Original Pearls Before Swine strip: 2009-05-21.