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Girls Have Layers

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=432

Strip by: KelpTheGreat

{Shrek enters the room}
Shrek: Man, I don't know what to do about Fiona.
Luann: I don't know what to do about Aaron Hill.
Shrek: Why, what's up with Aaron?
Luann: He's just impossible to figure out!
Shrek: He's a guy. There's nothin' to figure out. Girls are onions: lots of layers. Guys are oranges: one thick skin, then a drippy mess.

The author writes:

I'd like to thank the Shrek fandom - of which I do not consider myself to be a member - for saturating Google Image Search with pictures of Shrek in all sorts of poses. I was able to find ones that matched Brad's actions in the original comic quite easily.

After I was done making this, and I sat back to read it, I burst into peals of frenzied giggling. I'm not the most masculine guy.

Original Luann strip: 2003-05-19.