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Quote Non-Essential Unquote

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Strip by: KelpTheGreat

Pointy-haired boss: {typing an email} Due to worsening virus conditions, all "non-essential" personnel may go home early.
{PHB retrieves something from a desk drawer}
{PHB is looking at the company parking lot with a pair of binoculars}
PHB: {thinking} This will be the easiest round of layoffs ever.

The author writes:

If you've lost your job due to Covid-19, I'm very sorry. But that genuine sorrow isn't going to stop me from making a strip about the situation while it's still topical.

Original Dilbert strip: 2000-08-18.

Font used: Dilbert Font 2.