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No. 362: Every Man's Dream

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Every Man's Dream

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Strip by: KelpTheGreat

{An old castaway on a tiny, deserted island puts a message in a bottle and tosses it into the ocean. It floats away. The tide brings it near a populous city, where a boy, who is sitting on the end of a pier with his pet dog, espies the bottle. The boy retrieves it, and reads the note inside.}
Note: I wish I had a bigger butt

The author writes:

My sense of humor is not juvenile, and if you say otherwise then you're a big ol' poopy-head.

Original Buttersafe comic: 2011-07-19, "Message in a Bottle".