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No. 349: JoJo's Cancelled Adventure

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JoJo's Cancelled Adventure

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Strip by: Dorkshove

Jojo: Good bye, dad.
George I: Goodbye, JoJo. Be careful. There are bad people out there.
Jojo: I know. I know.
George I: They're looking for any pretext they can find to beat you up.
Jojo: I'll watch out.
George I: You better because they'll gang up on you. They work in groups.
Jojo: Goodbye Dio too.
Dio: YOU SUCK!
Narrator: But one day he said the wrong thing and the gangs pounced
{Speedwagon arrives and shows off his Oddjob hat}
Narrator: And Jojo became best friends with the gang
Narrator: And this man founded a foundation to always assist Jojo's bloodline
Goat: I prefer the gangs that just punch you in the face.
Rat: Ah, the good old days.
Pig (on Twitter): Guys, I'm sitting next to two Jojo fans.

The author writes:

What a coincidence that I saw a strip in my Sunday newspaper about a guy named Jojo and a gang.

Original Pearls Before Swine strip: 2019-11-17.