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No. 146: The King and the Giant Head

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The King and the Giant Head

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=146

Strip by: Mr. Skullhead

{The King is looking out of his Balcony when he sees Orlando Bloom's giant Head out on the horizon... (wait, what?)}
The King: What a lovely day... the flowers are blossoming, Orlando Bloom...
{The King is stunned}
The King: Orlando Bloom?!
Lackey: Sire we are under siege!...
Lackey: Orlando Bloom is climbing the walls!
{The King runs up the stairs to meet Orlando Blooms giant head. (Seriously, what!?)}
The King: Is that you Orlando?
Orlando Bloom: Yes... throw down your arms!
The King: Thank Heavens!
Orlando Bloom: Thank Heavens?
The King: Yes... Genghis Khan is coming!
{Scared by the possibility of meeting Genghis Khan, Orlando Bloom's (Good Lord what were they smoking?) giant head floats away in fear}
Orlando Bloom: See you...

The author writes:

It was originally going to be called "The world's worst iToons strip" but i think someone would come up with a worse strip than this. Even the transcript can't believe what it's saying.

Original Strip: The Wizard of Id, 07-29-01