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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/dinosaur/?comic=846
Strip by: manyhills
Title: Paralympic Games Explained with T. Rex
T. Rex: Today: goalball!
T. Rex: This one's pretty self-explanatory, folks!
T. Rex: You have a ball. You have a goal. End o–
Dromiceiomimus: Two goals.
T. Rex: TWO goals. End of.
Utahraptor: There's bells in the ball, T. Rex! That's how visually-impaired athletes locate it during play.
T. Rex: Huh. Then why isn't it called... Bellball?
Utahraptor: Bellball?
T. Rex: Bellball!
T. Rex {singing}: Baggins! The bravest little hobbit of –
T. Rex: Oh wait, I see why
The author writes:
I suppose it's not like there's only one sport where you use your feet on a ball, either.