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No. 846: You have a fence. You have a wheelchair. End of.

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You have a fence. You have a wheelchair. End of.

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Strip by: manyhills

Title: Paralympic Games Explained with T. Rex
T. Rex: Today: goalball!
T. Rex: This one's pretty self-explanatory, folks!
T. Rex: You have a ball. You have a goal. End o–
Dromiceiomimus: Two goals.
T. Rex: TWO goals. End of.
Utahraptor: There's bells in the ball, T. Rex! That's how visually-impaired athletes locate it during play.
T. Rex: Huh. Then why isn't it called... Bellball?
Utahraptor: Bellball?
T. Rex: Bellball!
T. Rex {singing}: Baggins! The bravest little hobbit of –
T. Rex: Oh wait, I see why

The author writes:

I suppose it's not like there's only one sport where you use your feet on a ball, either.