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No. 83: Try it with chopsticks some time

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Try it with chopsticks some time

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: Only a fool would eat a pizza...
T-Rex: With a KINFE + FORK!
Dromiceiomimus: What if it's too hot?
T-Rex: Wait a minute! Nobody's that hungry. And stupid!
Utahraptor: What if it's too messy?
T-Rex: Make a mess!
T-Rex: It's pizza! No one cares!
Utahraptor: So why do you care so much?
T-Rex: Because I have perfectly good arms capable of putting pizza in ...
T-Rex: Damn!

The author writes:

What if you're at a fancy wedding and wearing a really expensive dress/suit and everyone looks really posh - you know the sort, with ice sculptures and an actual string quartet playing the music - and it's all music by dead composers, none of this rock 'n' roll stuff or anything with lyrics - AND THEY SERVE PIZZA?