Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/dinosaur/?comic=826
Strip by: manyhills
T-Rex: But Your Honour, at the time of the murder, I was home, sleeping...
T-REX: ...WITH YOUR WIFE!
Justice Dromiceiomimus: But that can't be! At the time of the murder, I was at YOUR home... sleeping with YOUR wife!
Utahraptor: Isn't that grounds for the judge's recusal?
T-Rex: Come on, Utahraptor. You know you're only saying that so you... can sleep with MY WIFE!
T-Rex: ...is how I imagine married life to be, yes. *sigh* Well, back to pornography I guess
Alt-text: excuse me sir this is a court of law
The author writes:
You can tell that the first five panels are T-Rex's imagination because in real life a court that used Commonwealth English wouldn't have a judge with a gavel.